If I told you I was in the school choir you’d think I have a good voice, wouldn’t you? Well you couldn’t be further from the truth.The only reason I was in the choir is because I was in the girls only class and the whole class has been selected to perform that functoin. […]
playing with baby
I was hoping to post some Christmas themed nursery rhymes this week, but I didn’t manage to find any… Instead I have a couple of matching ones! They’s both about snails, but in each one snail is offered something different to entice him. I wonder is this representative of the national foods. The fact […]
It’s Monday again so it’s time for some more rhymes! I am having a lot of fun going through my magical book and finding rhymes to post. Some of them would now be considered far to rude or lewd to be used by children. Others propagate gender stereotypes or even make fun of marital violence. […]
I love little funny poems and nonsensical ditties for kids. I’m surprised how well I remember them after so many years! You don’t think you do, but as soon as you hear the first line the rest comes to you.
I don’t believe a clean house is a sign of clean conscience (just like not wearing a corset doesn’t make you a slut). I am not a mum who thinks that as long as the house is clean and the children fed and well dressed (possibly to the point they are not allowed to play […]
”Charlie always falls asleep with classical music” ”Charlie is 14 months and can speak two languages” ”Charlie slept through the night since he was three months” ”Charlie can bow and lift his top hat though he’s only 14 months” Enough!
”Toot, toot! Out of my way, Mouse to the rescue!!” We’ve been playing this game ever since my mum bought Little F an ingenious little wooden fire engine. The drivers change (depending on what finger puppet is handy), but the giggles remain the same, erupting into laughter when the car drives over […]